what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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¿melano?

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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