Hippopatomous!

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Spread the net.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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