What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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zebras

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Anti Joke

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