you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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