- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Women's rights

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Well, this is fun.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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