Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Global Warming.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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