- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

The jets are a good team..

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

American healthcare.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

The mets are 3-0 this season

Womens rights.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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