- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Knock knock, come in.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

1+1= 69

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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