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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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I Love Hitler.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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That's unfortunate.

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This is not a joke.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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