If life throws you lemons Catch them

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

tim tebow is a great quarterback

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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