Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

I love you very much.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

I can't see my forehead

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Kate

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What's funny? Women's rights.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Women rights..

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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