- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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