- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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