Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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BIG PENIS

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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