what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Anti Joke

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