How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Anti Joke

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