Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Womens Sports

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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