What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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