How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Child Prostitution.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Jess Burns

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I like to eat.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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the cow goes moo

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Brett Farve

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Why Because

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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