- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Why Because

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Freedom of Speech

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

live babies

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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