- Anti Joke

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

The WNBA.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

did you ever see a butter fly?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.