- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A dyslexic blind man

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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