What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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