Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Knock knock *open*

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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