What's big and purple? Barney

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

I went to work today....

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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