- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What's 2+2? Fish

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Dig Bick Your dislexic

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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