- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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