Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Balls

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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