- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Roses are flowers.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

who else is on here?

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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