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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Who invented apple? God

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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