Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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hi penis ham telephone

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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