- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A man walks into a vagina

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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