- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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