Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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