- Anti Joke

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.