- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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