- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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