What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Brain fart

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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