- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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