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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Urban ghettos

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

what is 3+3= 8

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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