- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

hey hey apple

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A man walked into a bar owch

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Whats green? The color green.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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