- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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