guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Women's Rights

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Anti Joke

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