- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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