What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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