- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Robin, get in the car!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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