- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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