noah is a scrub jungle

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Equal rights!

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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