- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Face...the other white meat!

whats brown and booky a book.

Terry has ebola

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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