How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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